When girls drink to much...
When girls drink to much...
1- We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2- We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling
"woo-hoo"! Is truely the sexies dance moves around.
3- We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4- In our last trip to pee, we realized that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5- We start crying and telling everyone we saw that we love them sooo much.
6- We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's, because "oh my god I love this song!"
7- We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having a problem walking straight.
8- We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
9- We think everyone in the club is sooo cute.
10-We wake up, and can't remeber how we got there.
5 Comments:
Wow, it's like you know me. SO true, I've done at least 8 of the 10 things listed.
hmm, me too! I wont say which one though! :)
LOL.. thanks for posting this - you had me rolling on the floor (well, that and thinking that you were writing about me)... Hmm... I think I can relate to everything except for maybe number 8. Oh yeah, and sometimes no. 9 too, because when I'm drunk, I think I'm the cutest.
ROFLMAO number 4 made me choke on my diet coke lol...
(diet coke burns)
Just to be safe, maybe you should call me when you get drunk, to be sure nothing bad happens to you. :)
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